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Playmobil Security Check Point

Pierre is going to end up the no-fly list for wearing that outfit. Is than an ascot?

Sleepy Puppies Gone Wild

Stolen from Cute Things Falling Asleep.

What About Gay Marriage? ;-)

via Towleroad

Someday Real Estate: LaLaurie Mansion New Orleans

Purported to be the most haunted home in New Orleans, the LaLaurie Mansion is simply one of the finest homes in the United States.

Snowzilla Returns: A Christmas Miracle

rainbow (banned from tv)

Are The Smiths Reuniting?

A Charlie Brown Ad Agency

Where's the Love?

Farewell, 1212 Barracks Street

My friend Ron (Catfish to most) is selling his New Orleans "compound" (it really is). I'm sad for a couple of reasons. I won't have a free place to stay anymore and mostly because he's being driven from his home because of the appalling disregard our lame duck president has for rebuilding one of our country's greatest cities. New Orleans and it's people are completely defeated and it's a disgrace we let them down. I have some of the fondest memories of the people and places that can never be recreated or replaced now. It's too late.

If you have a spare $635,000, it's a true bargain.

50 years of songs, in single sentence summaries

The Beatles, "I Want to Hold Your Hand"

I want to do it with you.

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Marvin Gaye, "Let's Get It On"

I want to do it with you.

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Led Zeppelin, "Whole Lotta Love"

I want to do it with you.

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James Blunt, "You're Beautiful"

I want to do it with you.

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Sir Mix-a-Lot, "Baby Got Back"

I want to do it.

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Elvis Presley, "Hound Dog"

You're doing it with everyone.

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R. Kelly, "I Believe I Can Fly"

I believe I want to do it with you.

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Patsy Cline, "Crazy"

I want to do it with you so much I'm going fucking nuts.

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Frank Sinatra, "Strangers in the Night"

I'm drunk and I want to do it with you.

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The White Stripes, "My Doorbell"

Using metaphor, I want to do it with you.

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Little Richard, "Good Golly Miss Molly"

I'm doing it with Miss Molly, and she's totally into it.

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Duran Duran, "Rio"

I'd love to do that chick dancing on the sand.

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The Beatles, "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"

I'd like to do it with you right now.

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Carly Simon, "You're So Vain"

We used to do it, but then you did it with someone else, and now I'm not going to do it with you, although I wish we were still doing it.

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Pulp, "Common People"

I once met a stuck-up European who wanted to do it with me.

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Radiohead, "Creep"

I'm filled with self-loathing, and, though outwardly I hate everything you represent, I want to do it with you.

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Kate Bush, "Wuthering Heights"

I'm an 18th-century fictional character and I want to do it with another 18th-century fictional character.

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Bob Dylan, "Blowin' in the Wind"

The Man is currently doing it to you.

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Elvis Presley, "Jailhouse Rock"

Incarcerated men will on occasion do it with each other.

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Meat Loaf, "I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"

Hey! You won't believe what this one chick said while I was doing it with her!

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Kings of Leon, "Sex on Fire"

I did it with you, and now it hurts when I pee.

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Céline Dion, "My Heart Will Go On"

Even your death has not stopped me wanting to do it with you.

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AC/DC, "You Shook Me All Night Long"

We did it yesterday.


From McSweeneys: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/11/6haynes.html

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